Zombie Log

kawaiicornsnake:

I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years

thefishwhoalwayssaysmyleg:

maydayinwonderland:

every song can be depressing if u try hard enough

where do we come from?

where do we go?

where do we come from?

*tear slowly streams down face*

*whispers dramatically* cotton eye joe

kawaiians:

if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar

theatticdemos:

ISNT IT WEIRD HOW SLEEP EXISTS LIKE WE REACH A POINT IN OUR DAY WHERE WE ARE “TIRED” AND SO WE LAY DOWN UNTIL WE FALL UNCONSCIOUS AND WAKE UP WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

luigivanpeebles:

rabioheab:

instead of sending me nudes, send me photos of you wearing so many layers of clothes that you can’t even move 

dualpaperbags:

when people try to speak on the behalf of entire fandoms

vanehwasreal:

my sister sent me a text saying “for the next 30 years you have to live with one person in the same room all the time. afterwards you have to kill them. would you choose someone you like or someone you hate?”

I have never been more distraught in my entire life

cas-is-deans-unicorn:

elisetheawesome:

allo-nsy:

troyyy:

whoever is seeing this right now, you need to go to bed

its 7:30 in the morning for me I’m not going to bed

thats early, go to bed and sleep some more

urrectum:

Feelings are dumb and I don’t want them anymore, can I sell them on eBay.