Zombie Log
ALRIGHT FINE I GET IT BIKES
Sounds like you’re tired of the ads.
Who wouldn’t be? This store really needs to get a handle on themselves.
You need to -tread- lightly, wouldn’t want to offend the bike fanatics.
(via raeych)
HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE AND YOURE IN A MUTUAL FOLLOW WITH THEM AND YOU JUST KIND OF STARE AT THEIR URL LONGINGLY BEFORE JUST SLOWLY SCROLLING PAST BECAUSE YOU DONT WANT TO SEEM WEIRD
(via raeych)
And they weren’t even the same species.
“But it’s not natural!”
“There’s no way any child raised by two men could be happy, or even content.”
“But now their child will be gay.”
“He will never have a normal, real relationship.”
“He’ll be socially inept and never amount to anything.”
Respected king.
Loved father.
I rest my case.
And just for the hell of it…
You can be a homo too!
Fave post.
I always have a problem any time I see a post like this. My opinion.
Simons had a mom and dad. He met Timon and Pumbaa after his father died. Timon and Pumbaa were not parental figures. They were his friends. In addition, Timon and Pumbaa were not romantically involved with each other.
When Nala finds Simba later, he is immature, irresponsible, and doesn’t want to save his family, friends, and homeland.
He has a heart to heart with Rafiki and with his father(who appears as a cloud). He realizes what he must do, and goes back to save Pride Rock.
At the end of the movie, he is reunited with his mom and happily ever after.
While I have no trouble with same sex parents (as long as you love and care for your child), the Lion King is NOT a good example.
(via killawlsonsabitches)
What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister
But Drake Bell appears in an iCarly episode. He calls her Megan and asks where Josh is or something. I can’t remember.
So maybe Drake got locked in a basement?
(via asmileonherface)
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
sometimes i forget nipples exist…. think about it… even obama has nipples…. even dogs have nipples…. maybe even jesus had nipples…
jesus had fucking nipples, dude
whoa now…. dont force ur beliefs onto me
i just want to go to a coffee shop on a rainy day and order something nice and warm and have an attractive stranger around my age say “i’ll have one of those too, please” and for them to smile at me and introduce themselves and for us to slowly fall in love in a coffee shop but instead whenever i go to a coffee shop i find teenagers taking pictures of their orders with their iPhones and middle aged women wearing yoga pants
So we started reading Romeo and Juliet in English class and i yelled out SPOILER: Romeo and Juliet die… and i shit you not at least 1/3 of the class got really pissed at me beacuse they didnt know thats how it ended
IT TELLS YOU IN THE PROLOGUE
CIVIL BLOOD MAKES CIVIL HANDS UNCLEAN
WHAT DID YOU THINK THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT, SOMEONE GETTING A PAPERCUT
